headqueerleader:

My favorite thing about this show is that they portray straight people as obnoxiously ignorant about sexuality as they actually are in real life.

lulu-cifer:

carnivaloftherandom:

surdoues:

briannathestrange:

rufflesnotdiets:

how to walk like a queen [x]

This is the best acting lesson I have every seen in my life

image

Auto-reblog.

I think of this often…

givingblowjobs:

smallrooms:

1 bedroom apartment floorplan

this is all i need

startraveller776:

huffingtonpost:

When did doing something ‘like a girl’ become an insult?

Watch the full Always commercial that seeks to answer this question.

The part that gets me is at the end of the commercial, when they ask one of the first ladies if she had a chance to do her demonstration of “running like a girl” over again, what would she do differently and she says, “I would run like myself.” I legit cried.

getoffthefuckingcomputer:

kate-wisehart:

togifs:

A black guy, a priest and a rabbi get on a plane… 

oh my god

finally

deducecanoe:

paulsrockinpagoda:

noswellicus:

Yesssss

nooooooooooooo

Every time science discovers something that science fiction has already determinedd is a bad idea, I’m like… HAVE WE LEARNED NOTHING!?

fuckyeah-nerdery:

catbountry:

ex-wife:

did-you-kno:

Source 

"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"

Wow.

Cats now control the prisons. They now have an army.

agents-of-frickle-frackle:

copperbadge:

eimearkuopio:

ndib:

agents-of-frickle-frackle:

hysteriffic:

earthseed-fic:

copperbadge:

agents-of-frickle-frackle:

*nick fury voice* phil i told you YOU CAN’T KEEP ADOPTING STRAY PEOPLE NO MATTER HOW ATTRACTIVE THEY MAY BE

Theoretically now there’s nothing to stop him.

His mid-life crisis Plane Of Hot Weirdos just became an entire International Espionage Organisation Of Hot Weirdos.

this made me giggle so hard

*spits water*

this post just hit nineteen thousand notes this morning

I still don’t understand what’s so funny

are there even nineteen thousand people in this fandom

?? ?

International Espionage Organization of Hot Weirdos.
I.E.O.H.W. Pronounced: Ow.

I feel like it should be pronounced more like that yell at the beginning of Walking on Sunshine.

As the creator of IEOHW I think you should all be aware you pronounce it like a cat would.

Ieeeeoooohhhhhhwwww.

copperbadge

flightlesschicken:

justacasgirl:

#dean wants to be pushed up against a wall by dr. sexy pass it on

i love how dr. sexy is climbing the lady rather than the other way around

we-could-have-danced-all-night:

queerenby:

filisexual:

royalpancake:

a short poem:

do teachers
understand
that you take
other classes

another short poem:

yes but see
they are all
required
by the district
or state
to assign a
certain amount
of gradable
material per
semester so
they can get
paid and earn
raises and bonuses
and keep
their jobs and
funding

a revised short poem:

does the district
or state
understand
that you take
other classes

another short poem:

no

thefaultinourheadcanons:

emeralddarkness:

ughjohnwatson:

do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general

BUT YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING.

It’s in words

masterblaster:

theeasyvirtue:

masterblaster:

We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…

to big to use….?

You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.

I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.

rynnay:

watch both their faces go from “courteous TV smile” to “not paid enough for this bullshit”

ZT